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- May 20
- Germany
- Deviant for 16 years
- kijame.wordpress.com
- She / Her
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My Bio
Kijame©
PRODUCT RESTRICTIONS
The Kijame© is limited to FRIENDS ONLY – all other access is denied. Emotional and sexual needs are NOT supported by this model.
USER MANUAL
Is compatible with most consoles, e.g. PS2, Wii, etc – Once installed it will remain stationary and may only be physically removed.
Can act as partner in crime whilst on pub-crawl, although caution must be exercised – Excessive intake of alcohol may result in loss of motor functions, technical difficulties and a giggling heap on the ground⁄floor.
Can be used in philosophical discussions in appropriate environment – Need to be topped up with either tea or hot chocolate.
May be used as human shield during scary parts in horror films – The Kijame© is unafraid and will protect you.
The Kijame© is safe around children, animals and plants.
If you want to keep your Kijame© happy, please give her Anime and Manga on a daily basis (Yaoi is very recommended).
MODES
The Kijame© comes with these modes
SLEEP (standby)
CHILL OUT
SOCIAL
SESSION
The modes will occur at random and are non negotionable.
WARNING!
Avoid damaging the Kijame© at all times, this will result in heavy fines – either, emotional or physical, complete with denied access.
The Kijame© does not obey orders as it comes fully downloaded with free will – It will think, say and behave as it pleases independently of outer influences.
Excessive exposure is cautioned as product is addictive.
Avoid cold and rain – product not waterproof.
LAST BUT NOT LEAST
Comes complete with Bewbs of Mass Distraction and a smile.
Operating System: Vista / Snow Leopard
MP3 player of choice: iPod Classic
Wallpaper of choice: Axel VIII
Favourite cartoon character: Envy
Personal Quote: Don't dream your life, live your dream!
PRODUCT RESTRICTIONS
The Kijame© is limited to FRIENDS ONLY – all other access is denied. Emotional and sexual needs are NOT supported by this model.
USER MANUAL
Is compatible with most consoles, e.g. PS2, Wii, etc – Once installed it will remain stationary and may only be physically removed.
Can act as partner in crime whilst on pub-crawl, although caution must be exercised – Excessive intake of alcohol may result in loss of motor functions, technical difficulties and a giggling heap on the ground⁄floor.
Can be used in philosophical discussions in appropriate environment – Need to be topped up with either tea or hot chocolate.
May be used as human shield during scary parts in horror films – The Kijame© is unafraid and will protect you.
The Kijame© is safe around children, animals and plants.
If you want to keep your Kijame© happy, please give her Anime and Manga on a daily basis (Yaoi is very recommended).
MODES
The Kijame© comes with these modes
SLEEP (standby)
CHILL OUT
SOCIAL
SESSION
The modes will occur at random and are non negotionable.
WARNING!
Avoid damaging the Kijame© at all times, this will result in heavy fines – either, emotional or physical, complete with denied access.
The Kijame© does not obey orders as it comes fully downloaded with free will – It will think, say and behave as it pleases independently of outer influences.
Excessive exposure is cautioned as product is addictive.
Avoid cold and rain – product not waterproof.
LAST BUT NOT LEAST
Comes complete with Bewbs of Mass Distraction and a smile.
Operating System: Vista / Snow Leopard
MP3 player of choice: iPod Classic
Wallpaper of choice: Axel VIII
Favourite cartoon character: Envy
Personal Quote: Don't dream your life, live your dream!
Favourite Movies
Meet the Spartans - Unrated Pit of Death Edition
Favourite Games
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Favourite Gaming Platform
Wii
Tools of the Trade
ShinHan Twin Markers, Faber Castell Coloured Pencils
I guess I... might return? XD
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It sure is a while ago that I was here, much less logged in... Many things have changed, have they not? I've drawn and written a few things since, alas as usual, I do not consider a lot of them upload-worthy, as it were.
Many many things are going on now, as many were going on then, and perhaps I'll take the time to fill you all in. Heck, I've even neglected my Wordpress as of late, there's just so much...
There's a ton of things I want, and more so need; especially food is something I lack a lot lately. I'm not starving to death just yet, although I've certainly lost plenty weight, and not just due to the 'typical student diet' or anything
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Sie ist nicht zu fassen
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First of all: YES, I am a LAZY bum. But I still love you guys ;)
Now, instead of ranting, I decided to do this music thingy... I got tagged a looong time ago, but meh.
Also I need to update my friends/watch list, but more of that later.
I actually did draw, but art (https://www.deviantart.com/art) seems to hate when I upload TT-TT
Also, I finally came around to start watching Bleach. omfg awesome show.
Here's the deal:
Put your musical device on shuffle and put the songs that come up in order as the answers to the quiz. Make it completely random. NO CHEATING, then it's no fun! Also if you have any comment to make about a certain answer put it in () after you write
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uhm... update I guess ^^
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So... much has been happening... has it really been two months since my last journal entry? wow. ^^;
Well, having 7 classes this semester DOES keep me busy, and I decided to never take more than 5 again...
Also instead of taking part in the summer semester, I will be working. Whether or not that gives me more room, I don't know.
Another thing... I've been sick with Strepto-throat a while ago. Had to take penicillin for a week.
Now it's back. And I got a two weeks' supply of p. waiting for me ^^;
No fun, I tell ya.
Aaaand: My laptop cable broke. I'll get an update on whether it is fixable or whether I need a new one on the 31st. (just so
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Happy Birthday Dewd
HEEEEY KIJAME.
Guess who.
Guess who.
I FREAKING LOVE YOU KIJAME! <3
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grand artwork ^^
auditions end march 1st
auditions end march 1st
we got the same icon O__O haha! xD